Dragonfly girl

soupnazi:

Girls, man. (via)
hahahaha this is so accurate it’s scary.

soupnazi:

Girls, man. (via)

hahahaha this is so accurate it’s scary.

Basically. There are way too many stubborn people. This is impossible.

Basically. There are way too many stubborn people. This is impossible.

(via remember-to-smilee)

Whenever i’m at my girlfriend’s, I always go straight for the bed. Strip down to the socks and lay in waiting. That way she knows I mean business

—Josh Franceschi (via fuckyesjoshfranceschi)

(via ayojase)

Me in class.

  • Me: okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up.
  • Me: ooooh, when did that poster get there?
  • Me: ugh, split ends.
  • Me: I wanna go home
  • Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
  • Me: just act like you understand.
  • Me: don't pick me, don't pick me...
  • Me: so here's my number, so call me maybe.
  • Me: DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING CATCHY.
  • Me: it's only been fifteen minutes?
  • Me: I hate you all.
  • Me: someone shoot me.